The ever-popular topic of Western women as sluts, and other scientifically proven "facts", as discussed by Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim - a man who, apparently, describes himself as a professor of toxicology at California University - on Egyptian TV:
Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim: When I was a student at university, in 1975-1977, they conducted a survey which showed that the female American student, who spends, an average, four years at university, has sexual intercourse with 200-300 guys during these four years.
When a woman has sex with more than one man, it causes her a medical problem, because it weakens her immune system.
Interviewer: How exactly?
Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim: When a woman has sex with more than one man... When she has sex with the first man, her body tries to determine the identity of the man's sperm.
Interviewer: Before the show, you explained the process of identification to me.
Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim: Yes, there is a process of identification, and the sperm is registered in her body. It is like when a person enters somebody's home, he is identified, and something like an identity card is prepared... This man now has a special place. This process is conducted by the immune system. It is like when a man works for a certain company, the company makes a great effort to get to know who the person is, and to place him in the right post. After a while, the woman's body easily identifies that man's sperm, which has become part of the woman. Along comes another man and has sex with her. Now the immune system must go over the entire process again.
Interviewer: The immune system undergoes much effort in the identification of the new guy.
Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim: It is even more difficult when there are two men at the same time. These girls do that. They have one, two, or three lovers, plus a boyfriend. He may not even be a close friend, but she still has sex with him. This wears out the immune system.
Interviewer: From having to conduct too many identification processes...
Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim: It is busy with identification all the time as a result of all these sexual encounters. When the woman reaches her thirties or forties, after 15 years of [sex], she begins to develop breast cancer and uterine cancer, which are very common in America.
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Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim:Someone who eats pork can work hard, but cannot think. His thinking is impaired, because his stomach invests a great effort in breaking up such complex molecules....
It was discovered that pork eating weakens a person's ability to think, as well as his ability to take pride in himself. It abolishes his zeal.
Interviewer: Is that a fact?
Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim: It's true.
Interviewer: A pork eater has no patriotism?
Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim: This has been scientifically established. It lowers the body's level of serotonin, which generates activity and increases one's pride, and maybe even enhances one's happiness. When this hormone is secreted in the body, the person becomes happy, but pork reduces the level of serotonin. A pork-eater can put his muscles to work, but not his brain.
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Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim:Several doctors have achieved excellent results in treating impotence by having their patients grow their beards long.
Interviewer: Allah be praised!
Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim: Beard-growing encourages the production of testosterone. When people who suffer from impotence and cannot get an erection grow beards, the level of [testosterone] rises... They measured it in micrograms, and found that the testosterone level rises among men who grow beards.
Interviewer: Allah be praised!
Professor Toxic ... grooming for a Nobel Prize in stupidity is certainly a contender.
Posted by: Sadie | January 12, 2011 at 06:09 PM
Everything is now clear; the male RoP acolytes grow beards resulting in an obsession with sex.
According to (some)Islamic sources it may even cause earthquakes...
(I've had a (short) beard for thirty some odd years.)
Posted by: DaninVan | January 12, 2011 at 09:42 PM
Oh dear, when I think of all the pork I've eaten over the years. I wonder if growing a beard would counteract its effects.
Posted by: Bob-B | January 12, 2011 at 10:02 PM
The mind boggles! It all makes sense now.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMf9_BWBzpBwaAt8zdspY0HI3YcScUjjFrg6Jijt3beY2t6ZBM
What rubbish; who knows better, the Iranian clerics or Seismologists...
http://network.nationalpost.com/NP/blogs/posted/archive/2010/04/19/extramarital-sex-causes-more-earthquakes-iranian-cleric-claims.aspx
Posted by: DaninVan | January 13, 2011 at 07:39 AM
'When I was a student at university, in 1975-1977, they conducted a survey which showed that the female American student, who spends, an average, four years at university, has sexual intercourse with 200-300 guys during these four years'.
What's the betting Jamal's jealous because he didn't get any?
Posted by: sackcloth and ashes | January 13, 2011 at 02:08 PM
Just checked the Dept of Nutritional Science and Toxicology at UC, Berkeley. Prof Jamal Al-Din Ibrahim is conspicuously absent from the list of faculty staff:
http://nutrition.berkeley.edu/faculty.html
Posted by: sackcloth and ashes | January 13, 2011 at 02:13 PM
"female American student, who spends, an average, four years at university, has sexual intercourse with 200-300 guys during these four years."
1. Why didn't I encounter some of these females during my university years?
2. I even had a beard some of the time...
Posted by: SnoopyTheGoon | January 13, 2011 at 02:19 PM
"When the [American] woman reaches her thirties or forties, after 15 years of [sex], she begins to develop breast cancer and uterine cancer, which are very common in America."
According to this study,
"Carcinoma of the breast is the most prevalent cancer among Egyptian women and constitutes
29% of National Cancer Institute cases. Median age at diagnosis is one decade younger than in countries
of Europe and North America and most patients are premenopausa"
I wonder what these numbers say about the sexual promiscuity of Egyptian women. I don't suppose it occurred to the venerable mullah to check the statistics to see if he really wants to go that way.
Posted by: Noga | January 14, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Ah yes, more of that wonderful islamic science, which of course never cites specific references...being peddled by a fellow who can't seem to even get "his" university name correct.
And muslims wonder why no one takes them seriously.
Posted by: Noel | January 15, 2011 at 01:05 AM