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December 01, 2006


Peter Briffa

How do you kiss someone properly?

I've always wanted to know.


Somewhere, Anthony Burgess has a writer of pulp fiction refer to his penis as "my purple engorgement". I think that's better (meaning funnier) than "bulging trousers."

Peter Briffa

If you google "purple engorgement" you will only find one site. Do it soon, before this one comes up.


"...her crotch taut against my bulging trousers, her hands gripping fistfuls of my hair."


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