Egyptian cleric Rasmi ‘Ajlan enlightens us with some observations relating to matters of an intimate nature, as vouchsafed by The Prophet. Al-Omma TV, January 8:
Rasmi ‘Ajlan: The Prophet Muhammad said: “Do not copulate with a slavegirl before she menstruates again.”
Interviewer: Allah Akbar! Allah! Allah!
Rasmi ‘Ajlan: And also: “Do not irrigate the seed of another man with your own water.”
Interviewer: With your permission, Sheik Rasmi, I’d like to point out to the viewers the beautiful, civilized, and sublime prophetic language. “Irrigating the seed” means copulating with a woman. This is a sublime prophetic phrasing, which means that a man should not copulate with a slavegirl before she menstruates again.
Go ahead, Sheik Rasmi. By Allah, this is beautiful.
Rasmi ‘Ajlan: If a man is married and his wife is pregnant with his child – the more he copulates with her, the more his semen enhances the future child’s intelligence.
Interviewer: You must repeat this. This is very new to me.
Rasmi ‘Ajlan: If Allah blesses a man with a pregnant wife...
Interviewer: The wife is pregnant. Got it.
Rasmi ‘Ajlan: If he copulates with her after the 40 days during which the fetus is created...
Interviewer: You mean, when she is pregnant?
Rasmi ‘Ajlan: Yes. He irrigates his own fetus with his own semen.
Interviewer: Allah Akbar.
Rasmi ‘Ajlan: According to medical science, this increases the child’s intelligence.
Interviewer: Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! This is the wondrous scientific nature of Islam.
What can you say.
Posted by: marc | January 20, 2013 at 07:42 PM
"... The wife is pregnant. Got it". A whole lot of semen got pumped into that guy, I bet.
Posted by: Dom | January 21, 2013 at 01:02 PM
"I’d like to point out to the viewers the beautiful, civilized, and sublime prophetic language. “Irrigating the seed” means copulating with a woman. This is a sublime prophetic phrasing"
Yeah, "sublime". That captures it.
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Posted by: TDK | January 21, 2013 at 01:30 PM
Yes he certainly had a way with words, that Prophet.
This business with the seed: it's not clear to me whether you're not supposed to irrigate another man's seed because you don't want to increase the intelligence of another man's child, or because it will damage the child, ie it's only the father's seed which has the desired effect.
We await further advances in the wondrous science of Islam to answer these questions.
Posted by: Mick H | January 21, 2013 at 02:46 PM