After North Korea's humiliating exit from the World Cup, there was dark talk of consequences for the wretched players and manager. And now...
New reports are leaking out of North Korea about the national soccer team’s humiliating return home after losing all three of their matches at the recent World Cup.
No one expected North Korea to do well – except, apparently, the leadership apparatus of North Korea.
Embarrassment was compounded when, after a competitive 2-1 opening loss to five-time champions Brazil, the country’s despotic leadership took the unprecedented step of broadcasting the team’s second game on live television. North Korea’s 7-0 loss to Portugal was one of the most lopsided in tournament history.
According to early reports, the North Korean play-by-play team stopped speaking during the second half of the broadcast. The match went unreported in the next day’s newspapers.
In a country that takes perverse delight in punishing its most loyal servants, you could smell the payback coming.
It apparently arrived on July 2, shortly after the North Koreans returned home.
The 23-man roster – minus its two Japanese-based ringers, Jong “Weepy” Tae-se and An Yong-hak – was hauled up on stage in front of 400 attendees at the inaptly named People’s Palace of Culture.
The audience included a large number of university students and athletes, as well as high party officials.
For the next six hours, players were reprimanded for failures in their play, according to a jarring report from Radio Free Asia.
This included a damning player-by-player appraisal of individual mistakes in play, provided by the country’s leading sports broadcaster.
More alarmingly, they were accused of “betraying” the country in the “great ideological struggle.”
After the players received their collective rollicking, the team was then forced to round on its coach, Kim Jong-hun.
Things were far worse for Kim.
He was accused of “betraying the young General Kim Jong-un,” the shadowy son of North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il.
Though no adult photos exist of Kim Jong-un, he is thought to be his seriously ill father’s heir apparent. A nascent personality cult is quickly building up around him in North Korea.
When the team first qualified for the World Cup several months ago, the success was chalked up nationwide as “young General Kim Jong-un’s accomplishment.”
Kim Jong-un was also supposed to be credited with the currency revaluation last year which turned out so disastrously. The "nascent personality cult" for Kim Jong-un - aka the Immature Little Bastard - seems more like a stillbirth.
Rumours abound that coach Kim has been expelled from the Worker’s Party and forced into the construction industry as a labourer.
"Rumours abound that coach Kim has been expelled from the Worker’s Party and forced into the construction industry as a labourer."
Are you assuming that's Kim Jong-un, the dictator's son? Because I think it's Kim Jong-hun, the soccer coach.
Posted by: Dom | July 30, 2010 at 06:35 PM
No, I realise that's coach Kim, not the Dear-Leader-in-waiting. That bit about Kim Jong-un was meant to be my brief commentary, fleshing out what the article says, before returning to that last para about the fate of the coach.
Though I see how you might think I'd got them muddled...
Posted by: Mick H | July 30, 2010 at 07:23 PM