Plastic Sheets

From the (North) Korean Central News Agency:

Curative plastic sheets Nos. 1 and 2 have been developed by scientists in the textile field of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. They are polypropylene and polyethylene sheets treated in an electronic way. With the sheets one can cure various diseases by oneself in any places without medical apparatuses and medicines.

When they are pasted to the points to be treated, it helps recover the function of abnormal minute electric current, damaged cells and tissues in human body and activate metabolism.

Sheet No.1 is for external wounds such as gash, abscess and burn and sheet No. 2 for internal diseases such as contusion, bone fracture, neuralgia, indigestion, stomach cramps and inflammation.

The years of clinical test shows that patients who had long suffered from sore finger and tympanitis recovered health with one-time use of the sheet and obstinate simple necrosis patients with six-time use. And babies under six months cured pneumonia with the help of the sheets.

Now that is impressive.

Comments

[AbbaGav]

Thanks, I found this quite amusing. I followed your lead, took the red pill and went down the rabbit hole to take a look for myself. It was enlightening to see how they choose to present themselves, and I'd be really interested to read the transcripts of how some of these "negotiations" go.

Wrote up a little piece on another one of their "news items" over at my blog:

http://abbagav.blogspot.com/2005/04/great-many-gifts-to-kim-il-sung-from.html

Thanks for the raw material.